Loslopend & Wild

95% van de grapjes en vertelselkes die in mijn mailbox passeren delete ik. De andere 5% is de moeite en doet me of hardop lachen of mijn mondhoeken krullen. Zoals het volgende: 

'THE WORLD 'S  SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!'    
  Once upon a time, a guy asked  a girl:  'Will you marry me?' 
  The girl  said: 'No!'                                                     
                                                                           
  And the girl lived happily ever after  and went shopping, dancing, drank 
  martinis, always had  a clean house, never had to cook, never had to do  
  massive  grocery shopping, did whatever the hell she wanted, never       
  argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers,  didn't save     
  money, and had all the hot water to  herself.  She went to the theater,  
  never watched  sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her
  ass, had a high level of self esteem, never cried or  yelled, felt and   
  looked fabulous in sweat pants, and was  never in a bad mood.  
  -- The End  --